Favourite quotes, sentences, Q&A

"If God is so clever, could he come up with a question that even He can't solve it?"
"If God is so clever, will he come up with a question that even He can't solve it?"

'Si Kaling bidah (codename) punya bidah bidah kasian, tapi si mafia (codename) punya bidah bidah tampar.'

"Why don't u remove your eyeliner?"
"It's very difficult to remove."
"Don't you take a shower?"
"Do you shower your eyes?"

"Is there anything you can't do?"
"Sports..."